This town may not be big enough for the both of us, but I’m sure my bed is. Hi, I’m a cowboy from the old west and I would like to take you on a date.
A lot of people say that they hate to break it to you, but not me. I love to break it to you. I live for it.
I’m wearing that shirt that says “Are you gonna eat the rest of that?” and then it has a smiley face with one eyebrow raised and then it has a cross and then it has a crow and a question mark and I don’t know what that is supposed to mean, but I found it at Forever 21 and they said that I could have it for free because it didn’t belong there and it smelled really strongly of burning plastic and it was really wet.